i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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