First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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