finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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