I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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