Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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