Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I would fuck him just for his dog
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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