now i know why i became what i already was.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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