i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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