And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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