no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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