I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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