at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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