R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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