this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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