went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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