I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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