erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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