i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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