i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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