Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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