I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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