They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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