Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
