Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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