He is such a slut. More and more my type.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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