She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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