She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
i believe in u and ur pee
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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