Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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