Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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