Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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