That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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