He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
The beer is more important than you right now.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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