his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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