Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
