Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
operation have a gay friend backfired
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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