mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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