I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
This is the high leading the old right now
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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