My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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