Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I understand Curling. That high.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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