it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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