I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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