Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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