I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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