this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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