i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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