I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
i out mim tonsoeep
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