we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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