is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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