How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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