Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
