I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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