Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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