Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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