Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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